To Our Early Subscribers and True Slot Car Rebels—
Want to see the four-eyed goat? Or the dual-motor Wiener mobile talk smack with a wheelchair-racing granny? You’re in the right place. The Slot Car Modder Complex is more than a racetrack—it’s a full-blown entertainment universe with cast, crew, racers, and special guests calling into the Rusty Nuts Radio Show. You never know what’s going to happen!
We’ve got not one but two sheriffs—one’s lovable and designed with comedy in mind. And then there’s our parody legend Barney Pipes (inspired by Barney Fife), who can go from zero to bat-sh%t crazy in a heartbeat. He still carries around his handwritten notes on every section of the law!
Just outside the complex on Route 55 sits our greasy spoon diner: The Choke and A Puke. Our cook calls in to the Rusty Show to give his daily special—like Chicken Butt Soup—alongside off-the-wall commentary you won’t find anywhere else.
But what about the slot cars?
We race the collectibles. That’s right—shelf queens hit the track in real racing action. No computer scoring here. You get the thrill of watching these beauties creep toward the cones, just like in real-life finish-line drama. Who gets there first? That’s for you to see—live on screen, with real drivers, celebrity guests, and full-on smack talk.
Think of it like Monty Python’s Flying Circus, classic SNL, and The Three Stooges—all mashed together into a drag strip comedy showdown. Racing to the cones! You get a dramatic side slow motion view of who’s fender appears first! It’s parody, it’s mayhem, it’s Slot Car Modder.
Yes, we even run handicap matchups—a true racing term—where slower cars get a head start. Ever seen a battery-operated slot car square off against a high-speed monster? You will. And if the loser’s mad, don’t be surprised when they call in to complain on Rusty’s show—face to face!
So yeah… we’ve got a three-legged goat. A Wienermobile. And a wheelchair granny who doesn’t back down. And for just 99 cents/month or $11.88/year, you get full episodes, exclusive access, and the mysteries you won’t see on YouTube.
See you at the cones!
Mike Slot Car Modder — Creator, Director, Producer of the wildest dramedy-comedy series this side of Route 55
